Since this was mentioned in the comments to the earlier post, I thought this one could be a long-drawn out list of top 10 ways to impress a teacher in a Law School.
1. Be a hot person of the other gender.
2. If not 1, have a hot best friend to come with you.
3. Ask questions AFTER class (to be distinguished from asking questions during class, which often annoys the teacher)
4. Admire their baby (this has surprising effectiveness)
5. Wear low cut tops. (Works only for women)
6. Wear very low cut tops. (DEFINITELY works only for women)
7. Smile seductively.
8. Cry, but selectively.
9. Don't hesitate to beg.
10. Carry a chocolate.
It's surprising how often this works for other people. I haven't managed to use this to my own ends yet, which probably explains my floundering CGPA. But you have been warned! Time to get those skimpy tops out of the cupboard.
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carry..er..a chocolate?
Heh, that actually happened here. Someone needed a couple of marks, went to meet a senile old professor, and there was chocolate.
i think "senile" and "old" are the key words here. but then, goes to show. everyone loves chocolate. this is a hint. to anyone i know reading this post. you know where my room is. i know where my mouth is.
oh, and vipul. i'm sure you've used no.1.
No, I don't think I qualify at all. :-)
tchah. (remember that one?) at least as a tribute to my taste, i must say you have. =)
somehow the idea of using chocolate to obtain academic favours is just so endearing ...
i wish i were capable of seductive smilery and low cut top foolery. unfortunately for me, neither ends up being even vaguely seductive. :(
also, meghana, i have chocolate. :D
Why would I give away the chocolate?
dibba - is seduction on the books? this i shall consider. ;)
sindhu - you hush. somebody needs to triple lock you in your room one of these days. i refuse to be your evil minion.
yes, chocolate. imagine wandering up to an alok gupta with a subtle can of petrol. lol.
Ha ha ha :D
A short skirt would do nicely as well as some of my friends from school would testify. :P
LOl..where are the skimpy tops wen u need them :P
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